u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
This couple is walking their pig around campus
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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