I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Let's get the cat blown out
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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