How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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