We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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