found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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