he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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