i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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