Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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