I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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