So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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