I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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