I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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