I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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