We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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