I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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