He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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