Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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