I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
