I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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