I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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