Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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