so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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