Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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