They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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