on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You need a sexual gate keeper
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
