i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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