My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
My liver just broke up with me...
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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