Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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