Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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