Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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