sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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