I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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