i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
If that was your dad, he is hot
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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