fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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