is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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