Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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