That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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