turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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