I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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