I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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