my vag is so smooth its legendary
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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