all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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