he referred to my room as the tit cave...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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