I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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