All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
it glows. i had to have it.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
i need some magic done to my vagina
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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