mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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