Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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