please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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