he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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