Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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