thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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