A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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