i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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