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Im on beer infinity
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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