not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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